Monday, January 16, 2017

RELATIONSHIP HACKS MODERN INDIAN MEN NEED TO KNOW


Relationships can put you into tricky situations very often and if you don't know how to deal with them, you're going to have a tough time dealing with your girlfriend. These relationship hacks are exactly what every guy ever needed...
1 Make a list of all the things she needs. Every time she men tions something she wants, note it down on your phone secretly (because let's face it, we can't remember) and you'd never have to think about what to get her on her birthday .
2 Every now and then, drop a sweet apology for random things she doesn't even remember from the last day Make up something. Like, “Hey , I'm .sorry I was rude to you on the phone yesterday!“ It'll melt her heart and you'll earn some brownie points. The next time you get really angry during an argument, she'd actually listen to you.
3 Never tell her it's her fault when she discusses her prob lems with you. Even if she tells you she threw a cup of coffee on her boss' face and ticked him off, you're supposed to listen and nod. Do not give any solution. And if she asks for your opinion, what do you say? “It's okay. Whatever happens, I'm right here.“ And if she says, “Don't call me,“ call her. Call her immediately . Call her until she gives in, talks about it and forgives you.
4 So, you bought her a PS4 on her birthday? Now what do you do? Don't worry , we've got your back. Make it look like you put a lot of thought into it. Tell her you planned a game night for her birthday and that you think she could really be good at it.
5 How do you tell her all the things you hate about her without offending her? Play a game. She tells you one thing she doesn't like about you, and then you get your turn.
6 Every time you go through a rough patch in your relation ship, write a cheesy , romantic note for her on social media.
But you don't want to look silly either. Your guy friends are going to laugh at you for life, aren't they? What do you do? Well, keep the privacy settings to just her and her girl BFFs. You may get caught but it's worth the risk!
7 So, a hot girl passes by. Before you know it, you're checking her out, totally forgetting that your girlfriend's right there.
Now what? Don't fret. Keep calm and tell her, “Oh, I think I know her. We went to school together!“ You could even say you were just imagining how good that dress would look on her.
8 Every time she tries on a dress, say, “Have you lost weight?“ Well, that definitely throws the “Do I look fat“ trap out of the window, once and for all.
9 When you know she's going to be very an gry because you were late, get her something on your way or just compliment her when you see her.Just say, “Hey, your hair is looking nice!“ the moment you meet her. Give her a warm hug and thank us later. And if she's cooking for you, always give her an honest opinion.She will appreciate honesty more than insincere flattery.
10 When you know it's going to be a nasty fight, say you want to discuss it over dinner and take her to a fancy place. With good food around, it'll be difficult for her to fight.
11 Avoid criticising her, but if you must, do it the right way . Start by praising her and end with a compliment. Much like, “Hey know you're an innocent person and, I people misunderstand you a lot but it would be great if you could give me more space because you're such a wonderful person.“
12 When she asks you which dress to buy, say “Why don't you buy both?“ because let's face it, a simple answer is never going to work. On the other hand, when she asks you which dress she should wear, without wasting another moment, choose one. Just choose. And sound very , very sure. Tell her she looks great in it and save yourself some precious hours of uncertainty.
13 So, you forgot her birthday again? There's only one way this can work out. If you sud denly remember it in the afternoon, do not call her. Do not call her the whole day . Use that time to plan a party and surprise her in the evening.Make it look like you deliberately pretended to have forgotten her birthday just to surprise her.
14 What do you do when you want to hang out with the guys but she wants to spend the evening with you? Tell her that you don't like how she doesn't get any time to hang out with her own friends. Turn the tables. Get her to plan a ladies night with her girl gang so that you can go out with your guy friends.

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