Interviewer:
Prove to me that you are smart.
Me:
Sure sir.
Picks
up the glass of water infront of me and drinks half the water off it.
Me:
Sir, could you tell me about the contents of glass?
Raises the
glass to him.
Interviewer
: Confused. Ah..
Me: Well,What
does this glass comprise of?
Interviewer:
Oh,Well I would say that this glass contains half quantity of water and half
quantity of air.
Me: Grins Sorry,
sir but this glass (raises the glass to him again) , or any other glass for
that matter is made primarily of a chemical compound known as silica, which is
mixed with limestone and soda ash and heated at 1700 degree celcius. That is
what glass comprises of.
Interviewer :
Interesting.
Me: In
a buisness like tone. Now to answer your question, being Smart is
a relative phenomenon, there is no actual way to measure smartness. A fox is
considered smart in the animal kingdom but it is nothing infront of the hunter
who traps him. I think I will consider myself smart if I can outsmart the
gentleman infront of me into believing me. Smirks.
Interviewer
:Hmm..
Me: Also, what
you answered was correct, glass does indeed contain water and air, but not
exactly in the proportion you mentioned. Smiles.
Interviewer :
Welcome aboard.
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***
Interviewer : you left the job of business analyst, and came here to be a banker. Why should we hire you?
Me:
An assistant manager job at bank is no different from business analyst
work. I used to bring business to my past company, by negotiating
projects with client from all parts of the world, and made sure that the
client and my company gets mutually satisfied with work and pay. That's
what is needed in bank. I can bring business by sanctioning loan to the
deserving so that it can't turn npa and can communicate with any sort
of customers at any time with smile on my face forever. I am going to prove myself as an asset.
Interviewer: we need this energy in a candidate, god bless you beta.
That's how I won both the opportunity.
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